Um... let me just say today i fell, hard outside down some steps.

Alright we we go to California (me, Jason, iris, Ryann, Eric, and Synneca) for some surfing before he headover to Hawii to surf there for another month (don't tell Jason's girlfriend though she'll go crazy).

SO we're heading out and we're gonna surf and what not so we get out there i'm so excited i've got my leash already on, needless to say that was the cause of the problem.

So we race off to the beach and as i'm trying to get my shorts off so i don't get them wet and because i already had swimtrunks on i see all this sand come up at no where.

I fell and rolled sort of down the beach because it was an inclined plane and ended up crushing this little girls sand caslte and getting beat up by the pink plastic shovel.

I get up sort of limping, finally get my shorts off and i see Jason, he's like still at the top of the hill... or would have been if he hadn't rolled down laughing at me.

Iris is leaning against the car laughing, Synneca is sitting behind me witht eh f***ing camera recording.

So the rest of the day goes by, Synneca is still taping but then sometime around noon we see him running yelling bloody murder.

So after he's past us we turn around and saw these two girls skateboarding towards us.

Jason drops his board and runs away screaming 'IT'S PUDGE!"

Ryann is running after him, Iris is in the car with the doors locked and i'm left just standing there because i'e got no clue, until Eric looked at me and says simple. "Rip."

So that's got us running, turns otu, it's not her, so we come back play some video games.

After two hours Ryann comes back and he's digitally enhanced the video of me fallign so there's all this goffy sounds.

IT WILL NO BE ON YOUTUBE EVER I THREATENED THE BEREAK EVERY BONE IN HIS BODY IF HE DID AND TELL THE GIRK THAT HE LIKES HE SLEEPS WITH A TEDDY BEAR AND FUZZY BUNNY SLIPPERS (the best part is she lives next door to me so when we get back i can tell her anytime)